Laminess, Orkney Islands
Website Audits in Laminess
Half the Laminess search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Laminess businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Laminess businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits laminess"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Laminess map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Laminess is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Laminess
You won't win Laminess on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Laminess process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Laminess
Hargreaves & Daughters — Laminess. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Laminess: SEO
Everything below has its own Laminess page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Laminess bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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