Landkey, Devon
Slate Carving in Landkey
Half the Landkey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Landkey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Landkey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving landkey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Landkey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Landkey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Landkey
You won't win Landkey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Landkey job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Landkey
Okafor Ltd — Landkey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 36
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Landkey: Services
Everything below has its own Landkey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Landkey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Landkey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Landkey town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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