Lennie, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in Lennie
Half the Lennie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Lennie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lennie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors lennie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Lennie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lennie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Lennie
You won't win Lennie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lennie job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Lennie
Fitzgerald Services — Lennie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Lennie: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Lennie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lennie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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