West Craigs, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in West Craigs
Half the West Craigs search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with West Craigs businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why West Craigs businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors west craigs"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the West Craigs map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where West Craigs is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about West Craigs
You won't win West Craigs on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round West Craigs are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your West Craigs business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in West Craigs
Rowntree Ltd — West Craigs. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in West Craigs: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own West Craigs page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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