Liddel, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Liddel
Half the Liddel search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Liddel businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Liddel businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving liddel"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Liddel map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Liddel is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Liddel
You won't win Liddel on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Liddel business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Liddel
Okafor Ltd — Liddel. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Liddel: Services
Everything below has its own Liddel page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Liddel bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Liddel
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Liddel town centre.
- Slate Carving in Cleatnext door
- Slate Carving in Burwick2 km
- Slate Carving in Aikers7 km
- Slate Carving in Newbigging7 km
- Slate Carving in Widewall8 km
- Slate Carving in Quindry9 km
- Slate Carving in Saint Margaret's Hope10 km
- Slate Carving in Grimness10 km
- Slate Carving in Hoxa10 km
- Slate Carving in Burray Village12 km
- Slate Carving in Duncansby13 km
- Slate Carving in John O' Groats13 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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