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Everything in Lime Kiln

Lime Kiln, Dumfries and Galloway

Pub Signs in Lime Kiln

Your competitors in Lime Kiln are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What pub signs looks like round here

Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.

We work with Lime Kiln businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Lime Kiln businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "pub signs lime kiln"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Pub Signs — the Lime Kiln map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lime Kiln is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Pub Signs, and a word about Lime Kiln

You won't win Lime Kiln on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Lime Kiln process.

Real-world example

Example: Pub Signs in Lime Kiln

Bellamy Trading — Lime Kiln. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 18

Enquiries / month

8.1s → 1.4s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Lime Kiln: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Lime Kiln page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial Plaques

Pub Signs without the Lime Kiln bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Pub Signs near Lime Kiln

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lime Kiln town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.