Linhope, Northumberland
Website Audits in Linhope
Linhope isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Linhope businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Linhope businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits linhope"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Linhope map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Linhope is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Linhope
Linhope is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Northumberland isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Linhope, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Linhope business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Linhope
Rowntree Ltd — Linhope. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 63
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Linhope: SEO
Everything below has its own Linhope page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Linhope bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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