Lix, Stirling
Slate Carving in Lix
Nobody in Lix rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Lix businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lix businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving lix"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Lix map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lix is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Lix
Lix is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Lix are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Lix business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Lix
Hargreaves & Daughters — Lix. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Lix: Services
Everything below has its own Lix page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Lix bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Lix
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lix town centre.
- Slate Carving in Ardchyle2 km
- Slate Carving in Auchlyne4 km
- Slate Carving in Killin4 km
- Slate Carving in Suie6 km
- Slate Carving in Duncroisk7 km
- Slate Carving in Morenish7 km
- Slate Carving in Lochearnhead7 km
- Slate Carving in Tullich8 km
- Slate Carving in Glen Beich8 km
- Slate Carving in Balquhidder9 km
- Slate Carving in Kingshouse10 km
- Slate Carving in Auchtoo10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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