
Lizard, Cornwall
T-Shirts in Lizard
Half the Lizard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £18
What t-shirts looks like round here
Casual branded tees for events, staff and giveaways.
We work with Lizard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lizard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "t-shirts lizard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 906 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
T-Shirts — the Lizard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lizard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
T-Shirts, and a word about Lizard
You won't win Lizard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Lizard process.
Real-world example
Example: T-Shirts in Lizard
Pemberton Bros — Lizard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Lizard: Workwear
Everything below has its own Lizard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
T-Shirts without the Lizard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
T-Shirts near Lizard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lizard town centre.
- T-Shirts in Landewednacknext door
- T-Shirts in Housel Baynext door
- T-Shirts in Church Covenext door
- T-Shirts in Grade2 km
- T-Shirts in Cadgwith3 km
- T-Shirts in St Ruan3 km
- T-Shirts in Ruan Minor3 km
- T-Shirts in Treal4 km
- T-Shirts in Ruan Major4 km
- T-Shirts in Poltesco4 km
- T-Shirts in Kuggar4 km
- T-Shirts in Predannack Wollas5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


