
Lizard, Cornwall
Website Audits in Lizard
Your competitors in Lizard are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Lizard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lizard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits lizard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 906 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Lizard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lizard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Lizard
You won't win Lizard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lizard job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Lizard
Ashworth & Daughters — Lizard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Lizard: SEO
Everything below has its own Lizard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Lizard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lizard town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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