Llanboidy, Carmarthenshire
Slate Carving in Llanboidy
Half the Llanboidy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Llanboidy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Llanboidy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving llanboidy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Llanboidy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Llanboidy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Llanboidy
You won't win Llanboidy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Llanboidy process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Llanboidy
Pemberton Bros — Llanboidy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 33
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Llanboidy: Services
Everything below has its own Llanboidy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Llanboidy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Llanboidy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Llanboidy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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