Locheye, Aberdeenshire
Social Media Graphics in Locheye
Locheye isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Locheye businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Locheye businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics locheye"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Locheye map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Locheye is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Locheye
Locheye is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Locheye, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Locheye job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Locheye
Hargreaves & Daughters — Locheye. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Locheye: Social Media
Everything below has its own Locheye page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Locheye bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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