Long Common, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Long Common
Half the Long Common search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Long Common businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Long Common businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving long common"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Long Common map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Long Common is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Long Common
You won't win Long Common on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Long Common. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Long Common process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Long Common
Nowak Services — Long Common. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 72
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Long Common: Services
Everything below has its own Long Common page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Long Common bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Long Common
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Long Common town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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