
Long Marton, Cumbria
Website Audits in Long Marton
Half the Long Marton search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Long Marton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Long Marton businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits long marton"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Long Marton map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Long Marton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Long Marton
You won't win Long Marton on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Long Marton business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Long Marton
Merriman & Sons — Long Marton. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Long Marton: SEO
Everything below has its own Long Marton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Long Marton bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Long Marton
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Long Marton town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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