
Longcause, Devon
Slate Carving in Longcause
Longcause isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Longcause businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longcause businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving longcause"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Longcause map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longcause is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Longcause
Longcause is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Longcause, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Longcause business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Longcause
Hargreaves & Daughters — Longcause. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Longcause: Services
Everything below has its own Longcause page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Longcause bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Longcause
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longcause town centre.
- Slate Carving in Cottnext door
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- Slate Carving in Week2 km
- Slate Carving in Huxham's Cross Estate2 km
- Slate Carving in Littlehempston3 km
- Slate Carving in True Street3 km
- Slate Carving in Harberton3 km
- Slate Carving in Belsford3 km
- Slate Carving in Tigley3 km
- Slate Carving in Gatcombe Mill3 km
- Slate Carving in Berry Pomeroy4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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