
Longformacus, The Scottish Borders
Maintenance in Longformacus
Nobody in Longformacus rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Longformacus businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longformacus businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance longformacus"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Longformacus map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longformacus is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Longformacus
Longformacus is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Longformacus business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Longformacus
Prendergast Trading — Longformacus. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Longformacus: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Longformacus page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Longformacus bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Longformacus
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longformacus town centre.
- Maintenance in Ellemford5 km
- Maintenance in Cranshaws5 km
- Maintenance in Byrecleugh7 km
- Maintenance in Nether Monynut8 km
- Maintenance in Wedderlie8 km
- Maintenance in Abbey Saint Bathans8 km
- Maintenance in Clockmill8 km
- Maintenance in Polwarth9 km
- Maintenance in Gavinton9 km
- Maintenance in Westruther9 km
- Maintenance in Duns10 km
- Maintenance in Wellnage Myre10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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