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Everything in Longformacus

Longformacus, The Scottish Borders

Managed Hosting in Longformacus

Half the Longformacus search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with Longformacus businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Longformacus businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting longformacus"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the Longformacus map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longformacus is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about Longformacus

You won't win Longformacus on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Longformacus job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in Longformacus

Braithwaite Group — Longformacus. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 42

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.1s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Longformacus: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Longformacus page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the Longformacus bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near Longformacus

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longformacus town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.