Longhouse, Bath and North East Somerset
Social Media in Longhouse
Half the Longhouse search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Longhouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longhouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media longhouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Longhouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longhouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Longhouse
You won't win Longhouse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Longhouse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Longhouse
Rowntree Ltd — Longhouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 71
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Longhouse: Services
Everything below has its own Longhouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Longhouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Longhouse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longhouse town centre.
- Social Media in Dunkertonnext door
- Social Media in Nailwellnext door
- Social Media in Withyditchnext door
- Social Media in Priston1 km
- Social Media in Inglesbatch1 km
- Social Media in Tunley2 km
- Social Media in White Ox Mead2 km
- Social Media in Ashgrove2 km
- Social Media in Carlingcott2 km
- Social Media in Lower Peasedown2 km
- Social Media in Peasedown Saint John3 km
- Social Media in Wicklane3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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