Longleys, Perth and Kinross
Slate Carving in Longleys
Longleys isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Longleys businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Longleys businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving longleys"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Longleys map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Longleys is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Longleys
Longleys is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Longleys. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Longleys, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Longleys job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Longleys
Rowntree Ltd — Longleys. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Longleys: Services
Everything below has its own Longleys page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Longleys bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Longleys
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Longleys town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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