Lover, Wiltshire
Social Media in Lover
Half the Lover search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Lover businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lover businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media lover"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Lover map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lover is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Lover
You won't win Lover on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lover job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Lover
Pemberton Bros — Lover. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Lover: Services
Everything below has its own Lover page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Lover bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Lover
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lover town centre.
- Social Media in Woodfalls1 km
- Social Media in Morgan's Vale2 km
- Social Media in North Charford2 km
- Social Media in Hatchet Green2 km
- Social Media in Hamptworth3 km
- Social Media in Downton4 km
- Social Media in Landford5 km
- Social Media in Landfordwood5 km
- Social Media in Woodgreen5 km
- Social Media in Whiteparish5 km
- Social Media in Charlton-All-Saints5 km
- Social Media in North Street6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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