
Lower Upnor, Medway
Google Ads in Lower Upnor
Half the Lower Upnor search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with Lower Upnor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lower Upnor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads lower upnor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the Lower Upnor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lower Upnor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about Lower Upnor
You won't win Lower Upnor on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Lower Upnor process.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in Lower Upnor
Kaur & Co — Lower Upnor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 68
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Lower Upnor: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Lower Upnor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the Lower Upnor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moGoogle Ads near Lower Upnor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lower Upnor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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