
Upper Upnor, Medway
Google Ads in Upper Upnor
Upper Upnor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with Upper Upnor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Upnor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads upper upnor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the Upper Upnor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Upnor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about Upper Upnor
Upper Upnor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Upper Upnor. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Upper Upnor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upper Upnor process.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in Upper Upnor
Prendergast Trading — Upper Upnor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Upnor: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Upper Upnor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the Upper Upnor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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