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Slate Carving in Lyme Regis

Half the Lyme Regis search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with Lyme Regis businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Lyme Regis businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving lyme regis"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 4,712 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the Lyme Regis map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lyme Regis is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about Lyme Regis

You won't win Lyme Regis on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Lyme Regis job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in Lyme Regis

Whitlock & Co — Lyme Regis. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 31

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.8s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Lyme Regis: Services

Everything below has its own Lyme Regis page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the Lyme Regis bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near Lyme Regis

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lyme Regis town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.