
Lyness, Orkney Islands
Custom Engraving in Lyness
Lyness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with Lyness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Lyness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving lyness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the Lyness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Lyness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about Lyness
Lyness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Lyness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Lyness process.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in Lyness
Merriman & Sons — Lyness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Lyness: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Lyness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the Lyness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near Lyness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Lyness town centre.
- Custom Engraving in Rinnigill1 km
- Custom Engraving in Crockness2 km
- Custom Engraving in Little Ayre3 km
- Custom Engraving in Wyng4 km
- Custom Engraving in South Walls4 km
- Custom Engraving in Osmondwall6 km
- Custom Engraving in Hurliness6 km
- Custom Engraving in Brims7 km
- Custom Engraving in Melsetter7 km
- Custom Engraving in Midland9 km
- Custom Engraving in Houton9 km
- Custom Engraving in The Breck10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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