Machpelah, Calderdale
Social Media Graphics in Machpelah
Nobody in Machpelah rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Machpelah businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Machpelah businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics machpelah"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Machpelah map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Machpelah is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Machpelah
Machpelah is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Calderdale isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Machpelah job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Machpelah
Delaney Group — Machpelah. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Machpelah: Social Media
Everything below has its own Machpelah page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Machpelah bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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