Maindee, Newport
Slate Carving in Maindee
Nobody in Maindee rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Maindee businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Maindee businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving maindee"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Maindee map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Maindee is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Maindee
Maindee is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Maindee business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Maindee
Ashworth & Daughters — Maindee. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Maindee: Services
Everything below has its own Maindee page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Maindee bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Maindee
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Maindee town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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