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Facebook Setup in Melbourne

Melbourne isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Melbourne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Melbourne businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup melbourne"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 4,404 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Melbourne map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Melbourne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Melbourne

Melbourne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Melbourne, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Melbourne business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Melbourne

Pemberton Bros — Melbourne. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Melbourne: Social Media

Everything below has its own Melbourne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Melbourne bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Melbourne

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Melbourne town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.