Melsetter, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Melsetter
Melsetter isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Melsetter businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Melsetter businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media melsetter"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Melsetter map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Melsetter is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Melsetter
Melsetter is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Melsetter, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Melsetter job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Melsetter
Ashworth & Daughters — Melsetter. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Melsetter: Services
Everything below has its own Melsetter page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Melsetter bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Melsetter
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Melsetter town centre.
- Social Media in Hurliness1 km
- Social Media in Brims2 km
- Social Media in South Walls4 km
- Social Media in Little Ayre4 km
- Social Media in Wyng5 km
- Social Media in Crockness6 km
- Social Media in Osmondwall6 km
- Social Media in Rinnigill6 km
- Social Media in Lyness7 km
- Social Media in Rackwick12 km
- Social Media in Quoyness14 km
- Social Media in Easter Head14 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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