Menna, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Menna
Nobody in Menna rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Menna businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Menna businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving menna"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Menna map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Menna is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Menna
Menna is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Menna job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Menna
Delaney Group — Menna. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Menna: Services
Everything below has its own Menna page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Menna bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Menna
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Menna town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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