
Merrymeet, Cornwall
Website Audits in Merrymeet
Your competitors in Merrymeet are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Merrymeet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Merrymeet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits merrymeet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Merrymeet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Merrymeet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Merrymeet
You won't win Merrymeet on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Merrymeet process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Merrymeet
Hargreaves & Daughters — Merrymeet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Merrymeet: SEO
Everything below has its own Merrymeet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Merrymeet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Merrymeet
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Merrymeet town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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