Middle Side, County Durham
Slate Carving in Middle Side
Middle Side isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Middle Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Middle Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving middle side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Middle Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Middle Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Middle Side
Middle Side is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Middle Side, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Middle Side job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Middle Side
Merriman & Sons — Middle Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Middle Side: Services
Everything below has its own Middle Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Middle Side bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Middle Side
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Middle Side town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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