Middleton Stoney, Oxfordshire
Slate Carving in Middleton Stoney
Middleton Stoney isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Middleton Stoney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Middleton Stoney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving middleton stoney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Middleton Stoney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Middleton Stoney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Middleton Stoney
Middleton Stoney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Oxfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Middleton Stoney, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Middleton Stoney business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Middleton Stoney
Kaur & Co — Middleton Stoney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.8s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Middleton Stoney: Services
Everything below has its own Middleton Stoney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Middleton Stoney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Middleton Stoney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Middleton Stoney town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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