Minions, Cornwall
Digital Marketing in Minions
Your competitors in Minions are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What digital marketing looks like round here
Ads, emails and funnels that bring in money, not just clicks.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "digital marketing minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Digital Marketing — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Digital Marketing, and a word about Minions
You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Minions business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Digital Marketing in Minions
Nowak Services — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Minions: Services
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Digital Marketing without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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