
Minions, Cornwall
Photography & Video in Minions
Your competitors in Minions are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What photography & video looks like round here
Show your business properly — not with stock photos of strangers shaking hands.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "photography & video minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Photography & Video — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Photography & Video, and a word about Minions
You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Minions are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Photography & Video in Minions
Prendergast Trading — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Minions: Services
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Photography & Video without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Before & After Galleries
Transformation galleries that prove the quality of your work.
from £200More photography & videoBusiness Photography
Professional shots of your premises, team and day-to-day work.
from £350More photography & videoDrone Photography
Stunning aerial shots of sites, properties and events.
from £249Photography & Video near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
- Photography & Video in Gonamenanext door
- Photography & Video in Higher Stanbear2 km
- Photography & Video in Sharptor2 km
- Photography & Video in Crow's Nest2 km
- Photography & Video in Henwood2 km
- Photography & Video in Darite2 km
- Photography & Video in Darleyford2 km
- Photography & Video in Higher Tremarcoombe2 km
- Photography & Video in Tremar Coombe3 km
- Photography & Video in North Darley3 km
- Photography & Video in Caradon Town3 km
- Photography & Video in Common Moor3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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