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Minions, Cornwall

Monthly Support in Minions

Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What monthly support looks like round here

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly support minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Support — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Support, and a word about Minions

You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Support in Minions

Whitlock & Co — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 41

Enquiries / month

8.5s → 1.8s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Minions: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Monthly Support without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Monthly Support near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.