Minions, Cornwall
Typography in Minions
Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about Minions
You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in Minions
Kaur & Co — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Minions: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
- Typography in Gonamenanext door
- Typography in Higher Stanbear2 km
- Typography in Sharptor2 km
- Typography in Crow's Nest2 km
- Typography in Henwood2 km
- Typography in Darite2 km
- Typography in Darleyford2 km
- Typography in Higher Tremarcoombe2 km
- Typography in Tremar Coombe3 km
- Typography in North Darley3 km
- Typography in Caradon Town3 km
- Typography in Common Moor3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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