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Facebook Setup in Mockbeggar

Half the Mockbeggar search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Mockbeggar businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Mockbeggar businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup mockbeggar"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Mockbeggar map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mockbeggar is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Mockbeggar

You won't win Mockbeggar on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Mockbeggar business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Mockbeggar

Hargreaves & Daughters — Mockbeggar. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 24

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1700

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Mockbeggar: Social Media

Everything below has its own Mockbeggar page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Mockbeggar bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Mockbeggar

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mockbeggar town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.