
Mortimer, West Berkshire
Website Audits in Mortimer
Mortimer isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Mortimer businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mortimer businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits mortimer"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Mortimer map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mortimer is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Mortimer
Mortimer is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Mortimer, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mortimer process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Mortimer
Delaney Group — Mortimer. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Mortimer: SEO
Everything below has its own Mortimer page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Mortimer bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Mortimer
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mortimer town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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