Mortonhall, City of Edinburgh
Funeral Directors in Mortonhall
Mortonhall isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Mortonhall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mortonhall businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors mortonhall"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Mortonhall map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mortonhall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Mortonhall
Mortonhall is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Mortonhall, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mortonhall job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Mortonhall
Kaur & Co — Mortonhall. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 65
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Mortonhall: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Mortonhall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mortonhall town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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