Old Pentland, Midlothian
Funeral Directors in Old Pentland
Old Pentland isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with Old Pentland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Pentland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors old pentland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the Old Pentland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Pentland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about Old Pentland
Old Pentland is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Midlothian isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Old Pentland, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Pentland job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in Old Pentland
Delaney Group — Old Pentland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Old Pentland: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own Old Pentland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Funeral Directors near Old Pentland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Pentland town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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