
Mortonhall, City of Edinburgh
YouTube Branding in Mortonhall
Mortonhall isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £250
What youtube branding looks like round here
Banner, thumbnails and channel layout that looks professional.
We work with Mortonhall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mortonhall businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "youtube branding mortonhall"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
YouTube Branding — the Mortonhall map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mortonhall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
YouTube Branding, and a word about Mortonhall
Mortonhall is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Mortonhall, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mortonhall job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: YouTube Branding in Mortonhall
Merriman & Sons — Mortonhall. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Mortonhall: Social Media
Everything below has its own Mortonhall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
YouTube Branding without the Mortonhall bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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