Mumps, Borough of Oldham
Blog Writing in Mumps
Nobody in Mumps rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Mumps businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mumps businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing mumps"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Mumps map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mumps is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Mumps
Mumps is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Mumps are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Mumps business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Mumps
Prendergast Trading — Mumps. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Mumps: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Mumps page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Mumps bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Blog Writing near Mumps
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mumps town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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