Mumps, Borough of Oldham
Email Copy in Mumps
Your competitors in Mumps are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Mumps businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mumps businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy mumps"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Mumps map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mumps is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Mumps
You won't win Mumps on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Mumps job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Mumps
Pemberton Bros — Mumps. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 65
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Mumps: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Mumps page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Mumps bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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