
Murch, Vale of Glamorgan
Slate Carving in Murch
Murch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Murch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Murch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving murch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Murch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Murch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Murch
Murch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Vale of Glamorgan isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Murch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Murch job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Murch
Hargreaves & Daughters — Murch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 50
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Murch: Services
Everything below has its own Murch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Murch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Murch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Murch town centre.
- Slate Carving in Dinas Powysnext door
- Slate Carving in Westra1 km
- Slate Carving in Morristown1 km
- Slate Carving in Cogan2 km
- Slate Carving in Saint Andrews Major2 km
- Slate Carving in Michaelston-le-Pit2 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Penarth2 km
- Slate Carving in Penarth2 km
- Slate Carving in Cog2 km
- Slate Carving in Cosmeston3 km
- Slate Carving in Penarth Moors3 km
- Slate Carving in Palmerstown3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


