
Neap, Shetland Islands
Monthly Social Content in Neap
Neap isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200/mo
What monthly social content looks like round here
A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.
We work with Neap businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Neap businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "monthly social content neap"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Monthly Social Content — the Neap map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neap is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Monthly Social Content, and a word about Neap
Neap is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Neap, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Neap process.
Real-world example
Example: Monthly Social Content in Neap
Merriman & Sons — Neap. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Neap: Social Media
Everything below has its own Neap page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Monthly Social Content without the Neap bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Monthly Social Content near Neap
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neap town centre.
- Monthly Social Content in Housabister1 km
- Monthly Social Content in Bretabister2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Laxfirth3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Billister3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Dury4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Eswick5 km
- Monthly Social Content in Skellister5 km
- Monthly Social Content in Clate5 km
- Monthly Social Content in Levaneap5 km
- Monthly Social Content in Symbister6 km
- Monthly Social Content in Saltness6 km
- Monthly Social Content in Skelberry6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


