
Neopardy, Devon
Website Audits in Neopardy
Half the Neopardy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Neopardy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Neopardy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits neopardy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Neopardy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Neopardy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Neopardy
You won't win Neopardy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Neopardy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Neopardy
Hargreaves & Daughters — Neopardy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Neopardy: SEO
Everything below has its own Neopardy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Neopardy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Neopardy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Neopardy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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