New Inn, Torfaen County Borough
Slate Carving in New Inn
Half the New Inn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with New Inn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Inn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving new inn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the New Inn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Inn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about New Inn
You won't win New Inn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round New Inn are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your New Inn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in New Inn
Prendergast Trading — New Inn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in New Inn: Services
Everything below has its own New Inn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the New Inn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near New Inn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Inn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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