New Passage, South Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in New Passage
Nobody in New Passage rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with New Passage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Passage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving new passage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the New Passage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Passage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about New Passage
New Passage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in South Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your New Passage business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in New Passage
Prendergast Trading — New Passage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in New Passage: Services
Everything below has its own New Passage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the New Passage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near New Passage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Passage town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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