
New Quay, County of Ceredigion
Slate Carving in New Quay
New Quay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with New Quay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why New Quay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving new quay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 694 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the New Quay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where New Quay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about New Quay
New Quay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to New Quay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your New Quay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in New Quay
Whitlock & Co — New Quay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in New Quay: Services
Everything below has its own New Quay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the New Quay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near New Quay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from New Quay town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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