
Noah's Ark, Kent
Email Automation in Noah's Ark
Your competitors in Noah's Ark are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about Noah's Ark
You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Noah's Ark. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in Noah's Ark
Okafor Ltd — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Noah's Ark: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the Noah's Ark bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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